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Quotes by Valerie Sokolosky
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"I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone listening to me"
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"What am I afraid of I'll tell you a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's a"
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"The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, 'What am I doing'"
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"I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye p"
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"You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound I hear and it w"
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