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Quotes by Marcus Aureluis
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"Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collec"
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"Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way, he develops a good, luck"
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"Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that"
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"You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out"
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"I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a lar"
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