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Quotes by Lou Brock
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"Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you ar"
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"If I could be a bird, I think I'd be a penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with a lot of other guys like me."
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"Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn't there a saying that if it comes off in your hand, you ca"
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"Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese 'gems' from burgl"
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"If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like y"
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